Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Heard Among The Pathfinders: Missing Persons Edition

More game table quotes . . .


  • "I thought you liked cats!"
  • "I no haz cheezeburger. Sorry."
  • "I tot I taw a putty tat!"
  • "I'm sooo glad he said 'rakes' -- without the 'p'"
  • "It's as though Bel is missing so often in combat has adopted his cleric pacifist Willow's philosophy -- 'Do No Harm'"
  • "This is the Revenge of Red Lobster!"
  • "Don't eat my birdie!"
The full list here

Monday, January 9, 2012

Heard Among The Pathfinders: Admiral Akbar Was Not A Rogue Edition

More fun heard at the table on Sunday. I cleaned up the naughty words.


I'n chaotic sober


You have Disable Device? I put all my points into "Disable Person"

You seem to be the most experienced adventurer. Your name is now "Meat Shield"

Dwarf on a leash! Sniff traps! Good Dwarf! Have a cookie.

You have the Travel domain for that "Run Like A Little Girl" domain power.

Faction mission overachiever!

We have reports of a fount of endless zombies and the gunslinger didn't bring a shotgun. How lame is that?

We should investigate the dead elf. Elves have cool stuff.

Food storage? Water in the barrels and jerky in the coffins?

I intimidate the rock slide

(singling) "He didn't know . . . the gun was loaded"

OK, who cast "Summon B.S. Artist"?

The gunslinger is a "dead-eye" knight

Get out of the axes!

Go play in the trap . . . 

Isn't it only courteous to reset the traps for the next party of adventurers?

This map is not of a cave complex, it's of a digestive tract.

This is frozen water, like ice.

I cast "Summon Tums" on the acid pond

Friday, January 6, 2012

Der Tekommando: VNC and Games Routers Play

Happy fun on the techie front for me.

1. Esteemed Younger Son's Christmas was made with the gift of a decent desktop PC with a 802.11g wifi dongle. Right now he is playing games on it, with his basic user account.

Of course, I have an admin account for basic maintenance. However, given that the primary user is just eight, I find myself answering a lot of "how-to" questions. There's also the times where I have to go over and operate his box from it's place in the living room. Since his chair cannot handle my size, I need to drag over my wrought-iron monstrosity over to do any extended stuff on the box . . .

Enter VNC -- virtual network computing. With VNC technology I can operate EYS's system from anywhere I have an internet connection with port 5900 open through the router on my side. This is the basic tech behind the "GoToMyPC," the Xfinity Signature Support services Jameece sells, and Apple's "Back to my Mac" services. All I had to do is install a server app -- TightVNC -- on EYS's box. Then I launch the Safari web browser, type "vnc://(his LAN IP) or click the shortcut link," log into the VNC server if it is the first time, then log into my admin account. I can silently watch his screen or operate it as if I were there.

I stay at my machine, do what needs doing, then close the screen share.

Of course, once outside the NAT firewall, I have to use our public IP address. Our public IP may have been assigned via DHCP from Xfinity, but it has not changed in a year. Even the local IPs are relatively steady, and the DHCP leases refresh daily. I figured I could port-forward the correct IP port in the router to his local IP . . . then if machine's local IP changes and the port forward fails, I can log into the router's admin interface (over both the LAN OR from the public Internet -- I have a password FROM HELL on the admin interface), adjust the forwarded IP to match the new one for EYS's machine, and I can go back to remotely accessing.

Remote access was not implemented on Jameece's PC because it is a work machine, and I do not want to cause any interference with her employer's requirements.

2. A few years ago, I was hanging out with some of my Lodi techie / gamer friends, and we noticed a neighbor's open wireless network was available. Completely open, as in still using the default Linksys admin username and password. Completely open, as in he was sharing his printer with the entire Internet. My friends changed his SSID to "My Network Is Completely Open!" and printed instructions -- on the shared printer -- on how to secure his network.

When I got a router of my own, I was determined I would not be That Guy.

After consulting with Jameece, I tightened down the security on the wireless network at home. The SSID is no longer visible with a normal scan, so you have to know the new network name to join the network. The new password is much longer and munged to within an inch of its life. MAC address filtering is now implemented for wireless clients.

We will eventually add shared storage and expand the sharing of our printer once we get a new router with guest network capability.


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Yes . . .

I called it. Four years ago

Saturday, November 26, 2011

From the TechKommando Files: Crossing Over . . .

No, this is not about death and dying. Or dead and dying computers.

It's about a third way to run Windows software on Macs.

Yes, three. Seasoned Mac heads know all about Boot Camp and virtual machine software. The third way is using a compatibility layer at the Darwin (Unix) level: Crossover Games.

Basically, Crossover does two things: It makes it easy to install Windows programs and it take program calls from Windows software and direct them to the part of Mac OS X that handles the call. The app runs natively, and yet Windows is never installed. No VM  emulation slowdown, no dual booting a la boot camp. NO Windows license.

I got Crossover originally to run the wonderful family MMO Wizard101. A quick perusal of the list of supported apps made me smile: Warhammer 40k Dawn of War (best RTS I've ever played), RIFT (a MMO that is giving WoW a run for its money), X-Com and Hero Lab. The latter is tabletop RPG character design software that beats the living hell out of PCGen.

Awesome stuff.


Sunday, October 30, 2011

Table Quotes: Blackros Walpurgis Day Edition

Great game today at Crazy Squirrel Game Store. I've been away for three weeks due to illness and / or transportation issues. Willow (my healer) made 3rd level.

Highlights included: getting the drop the end boss and keeping him Color Sprayed into impotence the entire fight and fighting an iron golem giant snake.

Thanks to Ethan's Mom for bringing me home after game.

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Friday, October 28, 2011

My Rite of Autumn

One of the great spiritual truths I've gleaned from my Pagan path is that the Wheel of the Year offers a good model for timing some of life's bigger tasks that are not directly tied to religious liturgy or agrarian life. One of the things I have been doing annually between the Autumn Equinox and Samhain is taking stock of my life, cataloguing the wins and losses over the course of the year, celebrating goals achieved and identifying new opportunities for spiritual growth.

OK, New Years' Resolutions are somewhat universal, and in a way, this is exactly that.

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