Table Quotes: Blackros Walpurgis Day Edition

Great game today at Crazy Squirrel Game Store. I've been away for three weeks due to illness and / or transportation issues. Willow (my healer) made 3rd level.

Highlights included: getting the drop the end boss and keeping him Color Sprayed into impotence the entire fight and fighting an iron golem giant snake.

Thanks to Ethan's Mom for bringing me home after game.

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Here are the table quotes:

• I'm a half orc! I dig green chicks!
• (After a roll of 1 on Knowledge (History) Check) [Sings opening melody to "It's a Wonderful World"] "Don't know much about history . . ."
• Yet another night at the Museum
• I'm going to shadow him
• (heard from the adjacent table) " . . . a foul odor emanating from the halfling . . ."
• I'm gonna wand his happy ass. 
• "Since we exist on the Prime Material Plane and the Plane of Shadow at the same time, does that make us bi-planar?" "Sorry, dude, I'm hetro-planar."
• If I open the door, will I see screaming zombie women?
• The sign reads "Pain Test Here." As much as this pains me, let's go there.
• Out of curiosity, which god?
• "You won't like me when I'm angry!" "I don't like you right now!"
• Sense Motive on the restroom stalls.
• Slaves are friends, not food.
• "What foul magic is keeping this door sealed?" "It's called a Doorknob!"
• Too bad we cannot turn that club into a Newspaper +1 (fighting a nasty dog)
• "The dog is making an Acrobatics check." "So he's doing 'Roll Over'/"
• So this is the Snake on this Plane.
• He said "vivisected" not "bisexual"
• Coke of Resistance +1 -- better than Cloak Zero!