Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Heard Among The Pathfinders: Missing Persons Edition

More game table quotes . . .


  • "I thought you liked cats!"
  • "I no haz cheezeburger. Sorry."
  • "I tot I taw a putty tat!"
  • "I'm sooo glad he said 'rakes' -- without the 'p'"
  • "It's as though Bel is missing so often in combat has adopted his cleric pacifist Willow's philosophy -- 'Do No Harm'"
  • "This is the Revenge of Red Lobster!"
  • "Don't eat my birdie!"
The full list here
  • "The bird is not Lassie, he can't yelp to tell Mom and Dad that Timmy's down a well."
  • "Acrobatics check . . . oh $#!7, a 3"
  • "Finally, a chance to Spellstrike! . . .(rolls a 1) . . . FML."
  • "It's the famous fuzzy rich guy J. Paul Yeti."
  • " . . . the worst was yeti to come . . ."
  • "I failed, yeti again."
  • "We killed the yetis and got the hair-loom."

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