Heard Among The Pathfinders: Admiral Akbar Was Not A Rogue Edition

More fun heard at the table on Sunday. I cleaned up the naughty words.


I'n chaotic sober

You have Disable Device? I put all my points into "Disable Person"

You seem to be the most experienced adventurer. Your name is now "Meat Shield"

Dwarf on a leash! Sniff traps! Good Dwarf! Have a cookie.

You have the Travel domain for that "Run Like A Little Girl" domain power.

Faction mission overachiever!

We have reports of a fount of endless zombies and the gunslinger didn't bring a shotgun. How lame is that?

We should investigate the dead elf. Elves have cool stuff.

Food storage? Water in the barrels and jerky in the coffins?

I intimidate the rock slide

(singling) "He didn't know . . . the gun was loaded"

OK, who cast "Summon B.S. Artist"?

The gunslinger is a "dead-eye" knight

Get out of the axes!

Go play in the trap . . . 

Isn't it only courteous to reset the traps for the next party of adventurers?

This map is not of a cave complex, it's of a digestive tract.

This is frozen water, like ice.

I cast "Summon Tums" on the acid pond