Republicans . . .

What a great choice you have!

• Corporate tool, Gov. Dog On Car (Willard Romney)
• Ethically challenged pseudo-intellectual (Newt)
• Neo-Confederate racist who wants to lead America forward into the 19th century (Paul).
• Moral scold, Senator Man on Dog (Santorum)

Given this field, in spite of my many disappointments with him, I'm voting for Obama.