Grown man pairs up two year olds and makes them fight . . .
And this guy passed U.S. Army Special Forces psych tests? Some psych guy needs to lose his license or commission over this!
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Now playing: Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
via FoxyTunes
Showing posts with label teh wtf filez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teh wtf filez. Show all posts
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
And people think we Pagans are crazy, right?
From the "You can't make This Stuff Up" Department:
Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies?” Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained, “We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems.” Don’t they know that God taking over the economic systems would be SOCIALISM from SPACE? Also: God will be very mad that they are worshiping a bronze idol here, since his second commandment PROHIBITS THAT, duh?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
From teh WTF files . . .
" . . . this 'Mirror Agent' error message on my Mac: is this a sign that Homeland Security thinks I'm violating the PATRIOT Act? (expletive deleted) Republicans!"
-- a customer from Berkeley I talked to this morning
Me: "No, Mirror Agent handles making a copy, or mirror, of your online iDisk on your desktop. It has nothing to do with the US Government, Homeland Security, domestic signals intelligence or Republicans."
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Now playing: Black Sabbath - Paranoid
via FoxyTunes
-- a customer from Berkeley I talked to this morning
Me: "No, Mirror Agent handles making a copy, or mirror, of your online iDisk on your desktop. It has nothing to do with the US Government, Homeland Security, domestic signals intelligence or Republicans."
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Now playing: Black Sabbath - Paranoid
via FoxyTunes
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Oh Noes! Not AGAIN!!!
From the "My. Brain. HURTS." file:
Sodom and Gamorah, the Movie!
What next? Ragnarok: the Musical?
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Listening to: Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
via FoxyTunes
Sodom and Gamorah, the Movie!
What next? Ragnarok: the Musical?
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Listening to: Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
via FoxyTunes
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
More than I ever wanted to know about Cindy McCain
If Shrub has said this, I would have categorized it as "Yet another reason GWB is a total asshat."
Apparently, the asshattery that has made Shrub the laughingstock of the entire fscking planet (I cringe at the thought of the gaffes to come at the Olympics in Bejing; it seems that GWB's out of the country visiting allies in the Far East) is being passed on to his political heir, J. McClueless.
Of course this leaves Darth Cheney in charge.
Less than 90 days till the election. Shrub cannot leave the White House fast enough.
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Listening to: Frank Sinatra - Send in the Clowns
via FoxyTunes
Apparently, the asshattery that has made Shrub the laughingstock of the entire fscking planet (I cringe at the thought of the gaffes to come at the Olympics in Bejing; it seems that GWB's out of the country visiting allies in the Far East) is being passed on to his political heir, J. McClueless.
Of course this leaves Darth Cheney in charge
Less than 90 days till the election. Shrub cannot leave the White House fast enough.
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Listening to: Frank Sinatra - Send in the Clowns
via FoxyTunes
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
"Quick, where's my Sword of Porn Dragon Slaying?"
Hmmm...the Great Porn Dragon...
Is this new for 4th Edition?
I wonder what the D&D stat block looks like?
*shudder*
Is this new for 4th Edition?
I wonder what the D&D stat block looks like?
*shudder*
Thursday, April 17, 2008
"Thanks for riding STFU Cab!"
My REM dream tonight:
I found myself driving a cab with brakes that barely work with obnoxious passengers. She kept screaming at me about my driving. My cab handled like a pig on ice -- a good thing when the semi with the heavy machine gun opened fire on me and the shots bounced off the cab's heavy armor. Once the semi veered off, I pulled the cab over, reached under the dash and pulled out a 30 Years' War wheel-lock pistol as long as my forearm with a bore the size of a king-size jawbreaker and told the passenger and her six kids to STFU or get out of my cab. She screamed and I shot her with ketchup from that wheel lock. The kids licked the ketchup off her.
THAT shut her up. I got the family to their destination and they paid me with two sheep. I reloaded the pistol with ketchup and drove off.
I found myself driving a cab with brakes that barely work with obnoxious passengers. She kept screaming at me about my driving. My cab handled like a pig on ice -- a good thing when the semi with the heavy machine gun opened fire on me and the shots bounced off the cab's heavy armor. Once the semi veered off, I pulled the cab over, reached under the dash and pulled out a 30 Years' War wheel-lock pistol as long as my forearm with a bore the size of a king-size jawbreaker and told the passenger and her six kids to STFU or get out of my cab. She screamed and I shot her with ketchup from that wheel lock. The kids licked the ketchup off her.
THAT shut her up. I got the family to their destination and they paid me with two sheep. I reloaded the pistol with ketchup and drove off.
Friday, April 4, 2008
brain...splode!
Selected results from a slash fic pairing generator:
Jayne Cobb (Firefly)/Luke Duke
Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)/Gabriel (Constantine)
Cassandra of Troy/Jack the Ripper
Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)/Wyatt Frame (Josie and the Pussycats)
Dr. Stephen Maturin (Master and Commander)/Doc Brown (Back to the Future)
Loki (Norse Mythology)/Lancelot (King Arthur)
Governor Swann (PotC)/Prince Humperdinck (Princess Bride)
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)/The Conduit (Angel)
Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events)/Garibaldi (Babylon 5)
R.Buckminster Fuller/Pee-Wee Herman
Loki (Norse Mythology)/Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Jesus/Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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