More stuff gamers say at the table -- Crypto-Fools edition
"Too bad the mage cannot cast Stone to Flesh and walk the statue lady over to the imprisoned madman."
"This statue brought to you by the letter 'I'"
"Oh great! One of those self-defined 'masters'"
"A big-ass crab! All I need is a big-ass salad to put it in!"
"So much for studying for your giant crab driver's license"
"With all the codes here we must be heading for the crypto-fools"
"It's Dokken, not Dorkin!" (Character name)
"I'll swing the dwarf at it."
(Sgt. Schultz voice) "I see no-think! nothink!"
"I'll cast light on his head!"
"We're doooooomed! Dooooooooomed I say!" (foeman casts Doom in the party)
"We're here to kil, er, help you!"
"Difficult terrain is fine. Non-ecludian geometry is NOT!"
"Skeletons! Don't use piercing weapons or you'll be boned!"
"Bring out your undead! *bell rings*"
"As the SAS says, 'He who derros, wins'"
"Is 'shit myself' a standard action?"
"Is 'run like a bitch' one of my class abilities?"
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