RichO's Very Very Happy Verbal Day

Puns galore, gleaned from the raw material of the Word Wide Web:

"Mall-halla, a place from Norse consumer myth where those Who Shopped Till They Dropped are chosen by Gap wearing iPod-carrying Valkyries and chosen to Shop All Day and Party All Night until the End of the World's Biggest Sale: Ragnashop!"

"Old Klingon proverb: Schadenfreude is a dish best served cold."

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Listening to: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
via FoxyTunes