Quotes from around my game table . .

Herein are some of the better quotes from palyers at my various gaming session. Of course, without context theyre even better . . . .

"Where do find 'perception'?" (a character skill in the Cortex System . . .player blew the skill check)

"When centaurs fly!" (One of my players runs a Centaur cleric . . .)

'Guano, bat by choice" (discussing airdropped munitions and spell components)

"The platypus is what happened when Jesus set fire to the couch" (off topic discussion)

"Try to keep it in your fur" (addressed to the centaur)
"I'm covered with hair? So I'm turning into a Portagee?" (a bad reaction to alchemical mead after one player mentioned her very hairy ancestors earlier in the session)

"Behave or you're spell components!" (to a small animal)
"I want the damaged one with gills" (don;tt remember exactly what was involved here . . .)
"It's amazing what a little inbreeding will do" (off topic)
"'Grouper?' Sounds like college all over again" (some fish landed on the heroes' ship during a sea voyage, one was a large grouper)
"No self-respecting horse would piss Thulian small beer" (Thule, one of my game world's nations known for its Very Bad Beer)
"I just bit my bear in the butt" (a giant gummy bear was involved here . . .)
"We even have Warhammers, bitch!" (the party has some bad ass warhammers, a gift for rescuing a dwarven prince)
"It doesn't count until we have 40,000 warhammers" (gratuitous reference to a certain popular sci-fi miniatures game as followup to the previous remark)
"Keep your dress on, it's cold in here, Dren" (Dren is a sorcereress who uses her bare torso as an occasional tactical diversion . . .)

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