Heard Among The Pathfinders-- Mists of Absalom Edition

More Things Gamers Say™ -- the responsibility for any misquotes is mine and mine alone. Just don't hit me over the head with a croewbar . . .

"I love all of God's creatures -- on a plate, with mashed potatoes!" -- a druid

"Anything will improve the look of Bazit's face -- like a chainmail shirt."

Player 1: "What's the plan? Knock down the door, kill them all and loot their bodies!"
Player 2, sympathetic, caring voice: "It's OK, I know all about PTSD, man . . ."

Player: "My will save? Zero"
GM: "Awesome!"

GM: "Your Int and Cha dropped to 6"
Player (Barbarian): "Not that big a hit."

"You should have asked him before he became an idiot"

"Begun the Prone Wars have . . ."

"Bazit, did you bring your giant tub of butter for that giant lobster?"

"Giggling and laughing is normal for a restroom."

"Go ahead, snake my day!"

"He told the plumber to snake the drains . . ."

"Meat shield! Door! Now!"

"I'm not giving you my crowbar! Let the monkey do it!"

"Now maybe he's a little more angry"

"What do the monkey people want?"

"I'm going to try to reason with him."

"You're going to get pummeled over the head with a crowbar . . ."