Heard Among The Pathfinders . . .

Table quotes from the last couple of weeks. If I did not get them exactly right, well, this is what my hasty notes say. The responsibility is all mine.

• " . . . from monk to chump."
• "BURN THE SEWER!" (During a run through the sewers of a big city after the presence of methane gas was mentioned, and the effects of same).
• "Are we going UP or DOWN Shit Creek? With or without a paddle?" (same game in the sewers).
• "Are you a fire mage or a flaming mage?"
• "Can I (a cleric) cast Bless on myself so I can piss holy water?"
• Player: "Listen check at door." GM: "Sounds like wood."
• Player 1: "I'm hearing voices again" (in a corridor); Player 2: "Take your medications to fix that."

Much fun was had at PFS on Sunday at the Squirrel.