"Heard Among The Pathfinders" -- Clerical Errors edition

Last Sunday's installment of things best taken out of context from the PFS game. Errors are mine.

• "My clerical domain is 'The Office Pool'"
• "I'm fresh out of Smite Gnome spells!"
• Cleric: "Are you hurt?" Wizard: "No, just very sadly disappointed."
• "Show us on the miniature where the cleric touched you . . . " (touch attack by cleric, get your minds out of the gutter!)
• "I'm not that evil!"
• "I'm dropping the gnome in!"
• "It's Shit-take, King of the Mushrooms!" (fighting a fungus guy, spelling and emphasis intentional)
• "Elf is NOT 'The Other White Meat!'"
• "I'm going to smash that guy. Let me go prone first!" (Barbarian with a knack of maxing his damage by attacking things while he is prone)