2010 CA Primary: High Tech Exec Excess

Here are my observations about the forthcoming 2010 California primary election. The following opinions are my own . . . .

Rep CA GOV: The two top folks are Meg Whitman, the Queen of All eBay (filking "Queen of all Argyle" in 3...2...1) and Steve Poisoner (spelling intentional). If Queen Meg is to be believed, Poisoner is the Second Coming of that most evil librul Ted Kennedy. Queen Meg says she'll run California like she ran eBay. The last politician to say that was Shrub, who ran his companies and the nation right into the ground. If Poisoner is a liberal, than I'm Leon Fucking Trotsky. Further, why does these MBA corporate tools think that experience screwing consumers and employees gives them the background to govern this well-neigh ungovernable state? I pray to Goddess that Jerry Brown beats whomever the Rethugs nominate.

Rep CA SEN: Jebuz on a crack binge. Yet another female high tech executive, Carlyfronication Failorina -- formerly CEP of Hewlett-Packard. I don;t think Barbara Boxer has anything to worry about form Carlyfornication.

Dem CA AG: The Dem front runner seems to be Chris "Friend Me On Facebok" Kelley. This clown's ads are everywhere. His claim to fame was that he failed to protect the privacy of millions of Facebook users as FB's Head Attack Lawyer. On the other hand I bet he has an awesome spread in Farmville. Yet another corporate tool in the shed. If the State AG is the state's top cop, then I'd like someone with just a little experience in the criminal justice system. Like Kamela Harris, for example.

CA 17 CD: OMGWTFBBQ. The repub candidates are going on and on about which is the "true Reagan Conservative" -- so much so that several of these clowns, like environmental arch enemy Richard Pombo, have scrubbed the term "Republican" off their campaign propaganda like a crook wiping prints off a gun. This clown got kicked to the curb in 2006 when he misrepresented the 11th CD. NONE of the Democratic candidates impress me in the very least.

Propositions: I've blogged a few days ago on the PG&E Monopoly Protection Act. I've looked at all the other propositions . . . and only one of them I actually like: Prop 15. Elections need to be publicly funded. period. Get the goddam corporations OUT of manipulating the levers of government like a demented slot machine that eventually breaks under the abuse . . . and end for good the complaints of these same corporate gamblers when they demand You and I™ fix their ever-loving Endless Magical Money Machine with bailouts and money easier than Jenna Jamison. Money is NOT speech, and corporations are NOT people!

And Men are Not Potatoes.